Friday, June 15, 2012

Game of Thrones: Bendtner vs Ronaldo


Portugal 3 Denmark 2

In the debate to name the world’s best player, Christiano Ronaldo is usually edged aside by Lionel Messi, but statistically, both players are almost inseparable, and to his advantage, Ronaldo’s supporters can point to the Portuguese player’s superior aerial prowess and free kicks.  

But there is third player whose backer believes him to be the rightful heir to the title of Best In The World. That player is Danish striker Niklas Bendtner. Unfortunately, the backer who makes this claim is Danish striker Niklas Bendtner. “If I decide that something is going to happen, then it will happen", Bendtner explained before he was shipped off on loan to Sunderland from Arsenal last year. 



Bendtner's terrifying confidence and his sense of entitlement is less Hamlet: Prince of Denmark and more the TV's Game Of Thrones. Bendtner added weight to his regal claim by becoming betrothed to Baroness Caroline luel-Brockdorff and hobnobbing with the Danish royal family. 
Bendtner

So, the prophesied Clash Of Kings: Ronaldo vs Bendtner came to pass in Lviv, Ukraine.

During the first half Portugal strolled to a two goal lead and were looking comfortable until Baron Bendtner stretched his neck to score a close range header, getting Denmark back in the game. Ronaldo pouted. A gauntlet had been laid down.  

In reply to Bendtner’s audacious bid for greatness, Ronaldo fluffed not one but two golden solo chances against the Danish keeper Anderson; for the second he remarkably shot wide in the manner of player about to being shipped off to Sunderland on loan.   

The Portuguese were still cursing the wastefulness of the mahogany varnished superstar when a Danish cross looped towards the far post and — yes — soaring like an albatross to head in the equalizer was former Birmingham City loanee Nikolas Bendtner.  Bendtner 2 Ronaldo 0.

Portugal’s Varela hammered in a fortunate winner in the dying minutes, but that was by-the-by. Bendtner had planted his oversized flag at the summit of world football.  

After the game, Ronaldo showed thinly veiled annoyance at the Danish fans’ chanting of “Messi! Messi! Messi” each time he got the ball:      

"You know where he was at this time [last year]? Do you know? He was being eliminated in the Copa America, in his own country. I think that's worse, no?"

Bendtner, meanwhile, was receiving a warning from UEFA to change his underpants. 

1 comment:

  1. Unfortunately, Bendtner thrived under the free form football under Steve (tactics are over-rated) Bruce whilst at St Andrew's. When he went back to the straight-jacket football of Arse Whinger his career regressed & has never really recovered. However, his international performances are almost as good as he thinks they are.
    As for Ronaldo, its hard not to have some sympathy for him. He is undoubtedly one of the top 5 footballers I have ever seen & would surley make the top ten of the greatest footballers ever. However, his every performance is judged not on its own merits but in comparison to a real, or even imagined, Messi performance. Even his bleating here comes just days after Messi scored a hat trick as Argentina beat Brazil 4-3. This duoploly for the title of world's best foootballer has never really happened before, previously there has almost always been a succession of the torch being passed - Pukus, Di Stefano, Eusebio, Pele, Beckenbauer, Muller, Cruyff, Platini, Zico, T Francis, Maradona, Matthaus, Romario, Guillet, K Francis, Fat Ronaldo, Zidane, etc. This Ronaldo is a twat but an amazingly incredible footballer. By always judging him in comparison with Messi clouds the pleasue of him in pure footballing terms.
    Big Al

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